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Vaja! Crec que estan aquí.

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Benvinguts al Golden Chamber Spa. ho sóc
Carol.

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Deu ser la Roseanne i la Jackie?

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Sí. Tens alguna cosa per beure?

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Sí, l'aire condicionat de la nostra cabina era
rebentat. Oh, home. Era tan enganxós, jo

6
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aproximadament va treure tot el seient del darrere
amb mi.

7
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Per què no us registrem, esbantem,
i et trobaré aquí baix per la teva

8
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avaluació. Yama, les bosses.

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I ens pots posar a prop del refresc?
màquina?

10
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Estic suant com un porc, senyora.

11
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Sé que això és una mica incòmode, però jo
cal identificar l'àrea problemàtica.

12
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Roseanne, què és això aquí?

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Ah, bé, això és una gepa de viuda. Molts
de les dones d'Europa de l'Est en tenen.

14
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No en tinc cap.

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Això és perquè vaig trencar el teu quan tu
eren petits.

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Realment ets bastant pelut, oi?

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Bé, crec que és, ja saps, és així
una mica gruixuda i fosca, així sembla

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n'hi ha molt. Hauries de portar un bikini
cera immediatament.

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M'afaito les cuixes amb regularitat.

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Puc veure el rostoll.

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Jackie, el teu cabell és prim.

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Els fol·licles estan obstruïts. La textura de l'arrel és
aspre.

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Ho sento molt.

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I Roseanne, veig molt de gris i
puntes dividides. I el que està passant

25
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celles?

26
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Vaig intentar encendre el llum pilot l'últim
setmana.

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La teva pell està bruta.

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Algunes cicatrius, recomanaria a
facial cada dia.

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És inusual, però també ho és la teva pell.

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Jackie.

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D'acord, sí, molta pell morta en això
cara.

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I aquestes bosses als ulls.

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Vaja!

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D'acord, la pell següent no és ferma. Té molt
poca elasticitat.

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El teu és més fluix que la majoria. No ho sóc
realment segur de què recomanar aquí.

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Bé, potser hauríem de fer les maletes
i vés a casa.

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Tenim un producte de França.

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És una crema per a les cuixes, però crec que això
el teu coll respondria.

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Jackie.

40
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Els teus pits també tenen una forma estranya
petit per al teu cos.

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Ho sento molt.

42
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I, Roseanne, el teu derriere està malament
necessitat d'una remodelació

43
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i un ascensor.

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Suposo que probablement som els més
gent repugnant que has intentat mai

45
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oi?

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No jutgem. Revelem i curem.

47
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Això és el que fem aquí.

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Aleshores, Jackie, per què no et puges?
bicicleta i posarem a prova la teva resistència.

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D'acord. I, Roseanne, mesurarem
el teu greix corporal.

50
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El que no ens mata ens està fent
més fort.

51
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Durarem més que això
muralla més gran de la Xina.

52
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Oh, aquell rap amb un tambor.

53
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Si hi ha alguna cosa que m'he guanyat
mentre esperava el meu torn,

54
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és que a cada llum d'un arc de Sant Martí,
però també tens una mica de sol.

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Ens farà millors.

56
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Sí, no estic sortint.

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No, Cleo, estic mort.

58
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ha de ser hermètic.

59
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Els espais buits i les obertures no seran
tolerat.

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Així que això neteja totes les toxines, oi?

61
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No és una mera neteja.

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Les impureses es purguen mitjançant a
travessa implacable

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la pell.

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Tinc por, Roseanne.

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Ta -ta!

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Almenys encara puc moure els dits.

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Ets feble.

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Estira!

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d'acord,

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ara no puc respirar.

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Perfecte! Ara sentiràs picor. Això
significa que les toxines són

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fugint de la purificació.

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Després d'això, informa't a les dutxes.

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ella no havia dit això sobre el
picor.

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Bé, des de llavors no he vist cap cas pitjor
potser Janet Reno.

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Això és colpejar per sota del cinturó.

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I la senyora Reno va rebutjar els productes que jo
recomanat.

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Igual que Tommy Lee Jones i James
Bosques.

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Bé, comprarem els vostres productes.

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Ah, sí, rebrem tots els teus productes.

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Oh, bé.

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Els teus porus estan engordats.

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Oh, amb què?

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Escombraries.

85
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Per això la teva cara es veu tan aspra i
semblant a camperol.

86
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Menges molt formatge. Sense làctics.

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Ja saps, els porus defineixen la cara.

88
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Són petites fonts que brollen
escombraries fora del cos, i de vegades

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la font s'obstrueix. I això és el que
engrandeix els teus porus.

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Els porus grans fan que la cara sembli cansada i
ovelles.

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Què és això?

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És un extractor. Se'n desfà
punts negres, grans, etc.

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Ai! Un.

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Ai!

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Només hauré de treure això
cara superior.

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Recomano un peeling àcid.

97
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Michael Jackson només jura per ell. Oh,
té una pell preciosa.

98
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tots dos amb 800 calories molt estrictes
dieta.

99
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Bé, saps què? M'agradaria
saps què està menjant la Carol aquesta nit.

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Digues-me.

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Digues-me!

102
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Senyora, si us plau.

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Encara hi ha postres.

104
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porta'ns una pizza aquí en 30 minuts. No,
no ho facis. No comencis això.

105
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Vaig a aconseguir dues pizzes de pepperoni amb
cobertura addicional de dues pizzes de pepperoni.

106
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Roseanne, mai no superaràs això
guàrdia a la porta.

107
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Oh, sí, ho faré, perquè ho faràs
distreu l'home i el pegaré

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gepa.

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Roseanne.

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Escolta, si no estàs amb mi, doncs
estàs contra mi. Pots fer-ho. Gent

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pot passar un mes sense menjar.

112
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Sí, perquè són idiotes.

113
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Necessito menjar.

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ខ្ញុំនឹងមិនធ្វើវាទេ Jackie ។

115
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នៃប្រូតេអ៊ីន។

116
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សណ្តែកបណ្តុះ!

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ហេ។

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សួស្តី តើអ្នកចង់ញ៉ាំអាហារពេលល្ងាចជាមួយ
ខ្ញុំយប់នេះ?

119
00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,370
ទេ ប៉ុន្តែតើខ្ញុំអាចញ៉ាំអាហារពេលល្ងាចរបស់អ្នកបានទេ?

120
00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,770
ប្រាប់ខ្ញុំថាពេលណាអ្នកជាមនុស្សចុងក្រោយ
ផែនដី។

121
00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:50,310
មក​ដល់​ហើយ​ តោះ​សាប់​ទៅ​បន្ទប់​យើង​វិញ។
និងគេងមុនពេលអាហារថ្ងៃត្រង់។

122
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,470
ប្រហែល​ជា​យើង​នឹង​មាន​សំណាង​ហើយ​ធ្លាក់​ចូល
ការគេងរបស់យើង។ ឥឡូវនេះសូមមើល នៅទីនេះយើងចូល

123
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:54,550
បញ្ហា។ នេះ​មក​ដល់​អ្នក​ដឹក​នាំ​ដើរ​លេង។

124
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សុំទោស ស្ត្រី។

125
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:08,170
មិនអីទេ បាទ ពួកយើងនឹងឈប់
ការឡើងភ្នំ។ បាទ ខ្ញុំពិតជាភ្ញាក់ផ្អើលដល់អ្នកណាស់។

126
00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,170
បានធ្វើឱ្យវាឆ្ងាយ។

127
00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:13,330
តើ​វា​គួរ​មាន​ន័យ​យ៉ាង​ណា?

128
00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:18,150
ជាការប្រសើរណាស់, ស្ត្រីនៃទំហំរបស់អ្នកពិតជា
មិនគួរ​ដាក់​សម្ពាធ​ខ្លាំង​លើ​នាង​ឡើយ​

129
00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,870
តើអ្នកនិយាយថាខ្ញុំមិនអាចបញ្ចប់វាបានទេ។
ដើរលេង?

130
00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:28,030
ខ្ញុំគ្រាន់តែនិយាយថាមិនមែនគ្រប់គ្នាទេ។
មានន័យថាសម។ អញ្ចឹងខ្ញុំសម។

131
00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:32,330
ត្រូវហើយ ខ្ញុំជាអ្នកប្រដាល់ពិភពលោក
ជើងឯកទម្ងន់ស្រាលក្រុមប្រឹក្សា។

132
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:38,710
អ្នកឆ្កេញី។

133
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ជែកគី។ អ្វី?

134
00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:50,610
មានកំប្រុកមួយទៀត ហើយខ្ញុំមិនមែនទេ។
ទុក​ឱ្យ​ម្នាក់​នេះ​ទៅ​ឆ្ងាយ។

135
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,170
ឱព្រះជាម្ចាស់អើយ។

136
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:59,530
ហើយឈានដល់ចុងម្រាមដៃ
ដៃឆ្វេងរបស់អ្នក។

137
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:03,330
ទម្លាក់ស្មាស្តាំនៅក្រោមរបស់អ្នក។
ភ្លៅ។ ឈានដល់ដៃស្តាំរបស់អ្នកនៅចន្លោះ

138
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:04,109
ជើងរបស់អ្នក។

139
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:07,470
រុំដៃឆ្វេងរបស់អ្នកជុំវិញខ្លួនរបស់អ្នក។
ដៃស្តាំរបស់អ្នក។ ចាប់យកទៅខាងឆ្វេងរបស់អ្នក។

140
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:12,250
កដៃ។ ស្រូបចូល។ លើកទ្រូងឱ្យឆ្ងាយពី
ឆ្អឹងកង។ ដកដង្ហើមចេញ។ ចុចដៃ

141
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,250
ត្រង់។ បើកទ្រូងរបស់អ្នកឆ្ពោះទៅរក
មេឃ។

142
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,790
នេះមិនមែនជាមនុស្សទេ។

143
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ខ្ញុំ​គិត​ថា យោគៈ​គឺ​អំពី រីហ្វ័រ និង រ៉ាវី
សានកា។

144
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,870
ហើយឥឡូវនេះត្រលប់ទៅគូទរបស់អ្នក។

145
00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:29,530
ចុចកែងជើងឆ្វេងទៅមុខ។ និងជាមួយ
ដៃទាំងពីរលើកជើង។

146
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:30,920
លើក្បាលរបស់អ្នក។

147
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,040
សួស្តី Pete ។

148
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ខ្ញុំស្អប់ការរំខានអ្នក ប៉ុន្តែខ្ញុំមាន
ការបើកចំហពីរបីសម្រាប់ជីវិតអតីតកាល

149
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,080
ការព្យាបាលប្រសិនបើនរណាម្នាក់ចាប់អារម្មណ៍។

150
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ខ្ញុំគិតថានៅចំណុចនេះ ខ្ញុំនឹងស្ម័គ្រចិត្ត
សម្រាប់ការធ្វើតេស្តមន្ទីរពិសោធន៍។

151
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ដើម្បីឱ្យមនុស្សម្នាក់សួរការពិត
ជីវិតអតីតកាល។ ដូច្នេះសូមចាប់ផ្តើមដោយការញ័រ

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អ្រងួនកំទេចកំទីលោហធាតុនោះ។

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នៅក្នុងជីវិតនេះជាមួយនឹងឧបសគ្គទាំងនេះ។

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អ្នកជាមួយនឹងថង់ភ្នែកហើយអ្នកដូច្នេះ
ខ្លាញ់មិនល្អ។

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ដូច្នេះសូមចាប់ផ្តើមដោយដកដង្ហើមខ្យល់
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គ្រាប់ភ្នែករបស់យើង ហើយយកវាចុះមកក្រោម
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